When I'm not focused on making sure I don't spontaneously combust, I can be found drawing stupid comics, making zines, patches, and stickers, or working on this website!
I like all things weird, retro, underground, and obscure. My timid and antisocial disposition often leads me to quiet places like libraries or coffee shops, but mostly I just prefer to stay in my room. Occasionally, I can be spotted working at artists alleys or looking for physical media at record shops, but that's rare. If you manage to spot me, take a picture! (dont actually do that, that would be creepy).

Howdy! My name is Hugo Alex Teal, but most online just call me Scram! I was born on February 11th, 2002 in a stinky, rural part of Georgia, USA. I was raised by wolves. Neglectful, histrionic, wolves.
Despite it all, I've managed to grow into a relatively well rounded adult and now I live in in the midwest with my wonderful girlfriend and our two old cats, Soup and Phineas.
I'm a tattoo artist by trade (technically I'm still an apprentice) but I work at my local pizza place for extra cash. I hope to one day open my own private tattoo studio where I can specialize in hand-poked tattoos!